this mother fucker is the voice of nemo
shit i think i want to fuck nemo
this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him.
oh my god
When your dad says he’s going on a hunting trip but doesn’t come back for a few days…
Never ending list of favorite scenes (Swan Song)
↳ It's okay, Dean.Seconds before throwing himself into the pit to save the world, he tries to comfort his brother, seconds before eternity of torture; the only thing he can think of is Dean.
*thinks about crush for 6 seconds*
*collapses onto floor*
yeah i’m handling this thing like a pro
open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop
I WILL HAVE INTERNET NEXT WEEK AND WILL NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS BULLSHIT CELLULAR DATA. I AM SO EXCITED.
did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died
This post fucked me up.
It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.
i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE
*Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???
Deanmon. Deanmon. DEANMON.
sex education at its finest
"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"
"It’s every month?"
"I thought it just lasted a couple years"
"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!"
"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"
*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”
WHY DID SOMEONE FLATTEN THIS TAMPON
I feel I should try and defend my half of the species by saying we NEVER get taught this stuff, and women won’t tell us anything because it’s too personal or whatever. So while admittedly a lot of these guys are dumb as fuck, it’s not really our fault…
We assume you don’t really want to hear about it…